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Funny Names! Prizes! Come join!
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So we all know that one horse with a name that just makes you laugh every time you think of it, right?
Well, who wants to win things for finding funny names?
Here's how to play:
Nominate one horse (that you do NOT own) with the funniest name!
Each horse can only be nominated once, each member can only nominate one horse, and the prize will go to both the nominator and the horse owner! Please tag the owner in the nomination post so they know what's up! Winner will be decided by "thanks" votes. This contest will end Dec 1st.
Everyone can vote, even if you don't participate!
Prizes:
First place: 25k each to owner and nominator, plus a surprise straw bundle!
Second place: 15k each to owner and nominator, plus a surprise straw bundle!
Third place: Surprise straw bundle!
(If you can't use straws, let me know and I'll send a few foals your way instead!)
In addition, all participants will get a straw (or foal, PM me) from Frozen Speckles! This crowd pleaser is hom DP/SNF/KP/prl and throws lovely babies. :x
2SK Frozen Speckles
So go scour the world of HaJ for the funniest name out there! Good luck and good laughs!ISO any and all Silver Pocket Watches!
God grant me the hbs to buy the ponies I need,
The fortitude to resist the shiny ones I truly don't,
And the wisdom to know there will always be more next time. -
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=))God grant me the hbs to buy the ponies I need,
The fortitude to resist the shiny ones I truly don't,
And the wisdom to know there will always be more next time.
Shield Maiden. Chiari Warrior. Sometime Equestrian. *47002*
Tir Na Nog Stables - Home of Hooligans, Shenanigans and Mischief. Purveyor of Oddball RS. Hoarder of A Rhythm Of Fours. -
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Don't forget! You must tag the owner of the horse you nominate!ISO any and all Silver Pocket Watches!
God grant me the hbs to buy the ponies I need,
The fortitude to resist the shiny ones I truly don't,
And the wisdom to know there will always be more next time. -
@HunterUnderSaddleGirl has loads of funny horse names...but we've all felt this one, haven't we?
Bummer I liked Ya a Lot -
Always looking for Hidden Gates horses, sooty+ livers, snowflakes, Freaky Fridays, or satins!
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Saw this guys name, and immediately that Lady Gaga song Bad Romance started playing in my head. =))
@ConfluenceFarms
Rah Rah Ah Ah Ah AhThanked by 1DevilsParadise -
I had SeldomSeen (26465) in the foal swap, so I was going through (her?) barns. She has loads of funny names, but this one caught my eye. He's a pretty horse, too!
Floating Chicken Hazard
Thanked by 1SeldomSeen -
I think everyone has at least one funny horse name in their barn.
This one makes me giggle everytime.
@ClearwaterCanyon
CC Beaches Be Crazy -
Lol I giggled the first time I saw this guy.. @Bourbon :-))
II Butt Freckles
This is awesome! I hope my new gal wins! Hehehe =))Breeder of Quality Warmbloods and Show Horses
Lover of Brindles, Blacks, Buckskins, Blue Roan's, Bays, Grey's and SABLES! And addicted to Ice, Pearl and the color Purple.. :P
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At least his name is accurate =))
Doris the Destroyer
This one gave me a chuckle, she's owned by @wayfarer. I can just imagine she's Doris's sidekick and she throws horses down to the slamtown for a low PT.#4519Thanked by 1SeldomSeen -
All straws sent to this point! If you've received more than one, it's either because you had multiple horses nominated or because you were both nominated and nominating!ISO any and all Silver Pocket Watches!
God grant me the hbs to buy the ponies I need,
The fortitude to resist the shiny ones I truly don't,
And the wisdom to know there will always be more next time.Thanked by 1KAMRanch -
ID # 8458
Collecting- Appaloosas, Snowflakes, and Kit M -
I was wondering why I was getting all these straws to Frozen Speckles, but thought, what the heck! LOL, thanks, guys!
Thanked by 1Lallyhop -
This one gave me a giggle. I think I’m a little childish
DSW Extra Small
Thanks to @Dark Star for owning this ladStill fumbling around this awesome game :)
I want to make a line of Grullo Splash Appaloosa Rabicano, any help would be appreciated :)
ID 47350 -
This beautiful guy passed away a couple months ago but his name will always take the cake! @Riverstone18
RST5g CaptainSparkleButt -
I've always laughed at this horse. No offesne to his owner, @JustaSaddletramp, or him. :)) It's just great. I'm sure the I is supposed to be a Roman Numeral 1 or something, but I don't read it like that. :))
I Wanna B Sedated XSho
Lally, PM'd you!Love,
Spry -
oopsie, i liked the comment i was tagged in before i read the rules. please dont count mine. :O)
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@MariaChapinFarm3 No worries! Voting on your own horses is allowed!ISO any and all Silver Pocket Watches!
God grant me the hbs to buy the ponies I need,
The fortitude to resist the shiny ones I truly don't,
And the wisdom to know there will always be more next time. -
I Wanna Be Sedated is a Ramones song. Though reading it as Wanna Be Sedated? Is pretty funny. Yes please.Thanked by 1FeldingFields
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For the record, when I named I Wanna Be Sedated, I was about 30 hours into a bout of insomnia and I very sincerely meant it. :))Justa ~ ID# 44842
A chronic sufferer of shiny pony syndrome breeding for DP, Pearl, Brown, Nexus, and Watercolor in Appaloosa, Dun, Sabino 2, and Kit M patterns.
"God grant me the hbs to buy the ponies I need,
The fortitude to resist the shiny ones I truly don't,
And the wisdom to know there will always be more next time."Thanked by 1Lallyhop
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