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MariaChapinFarm3 · Sep 12, 2018 2:01 AM

I've been doing some major breeding, and I got a beautiful A papered 3rd gen Homozygous snowflake Het KP colt (that missed Llp), and after experiencing the (AMAZING) amount of kindness in this game, I thought why not do a giveaway to try and give back a little bit. :)

What ya gotta do to win this beautiful baby:

Tell me a joke. It doesn't have to be one that you made, but find one that makes you giggle and comment it with your ID :)
(The cheesier the better!!)

Ill be picking a winner next Tuesday by 8pm game time, 'cause I know that not everyone is on every day. :)

Here is the boi :x

3G Frozen Cap SnfKp

Painted Dreams · Sep 12, 2018 2:39 AM

He is quite the stunner! Here is my really bad horse joke for you. ID 12695

What did the horse say when it fell?

“I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

JheydaStables · Sep 12, 2018 6:52 PM

40621

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

Gracie3B · Sep 12, 2018 7:34 PM

45123
Thank you for doing this!

Why are most horses in shape?

Because they are on a stable diet!

ShelteredShadows · Sep 12, 2018 7:41 PM

40502

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice cabinet?

The best of thymes
The worst of thymes

wendolyne · Sep 12, 2018 7:53 PM

21753
What happens when the barn door is left open?

A Draft comes in

SandycreekFarm · Sep 12, 2018 8:08 PM

=))
I don't breed for KP, so I won't enter this contest, but thanks to all who are entering for tickling my funny bone this afternoon.

ColourWorld · Sep 12, 2018 8:33 PM

15933
I so need this gorgeous lad, he is so beautiful :D

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity. :))

BrightStarFarms · Sep 12, 2018 8:52 PM

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

Cause if it had 4 it'd be a chicken sedan! =))

SquishLime · Sep 13, 2018 4:46 AM

What a gorgeous little guy! My ID is 46540 just in case I get lucky ;)
I hope you don’t mind blonde jokes lol.

Three palominos walk into a barn... You’d think one of them would have seen it!

EasternShowBarn · Sep 13, 2018 11:19 AM

Oh how gorgeous :x 19235

It’s a geometry joke cause that’s the last joke I heard but here it is!

What did the little acorn say when he was all grown up? Gee I’m a tree!

ElementalStables · Sep 13, 2018 11:40 AM

28079

I'm a lawyer so I personally always get a kick out of the bad lawyer jokes:

What do you call a smiling courteous person at a lawyer's convention?

The caterer

Amour33 · Sep 13, 2018 12:53 PM

46386

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse looks at the bartender says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”

RocknSStables · Sep 13, 2018 3:55 PM

48077

What type of math are cattle best at?

-Cow-culus when they have a cow-culator!

WingedEagel88 · Sep 13, 2018 4:37 PM

48219

A friend has the easiest job in a watch factory,

He stands around all day making faces!

IndianaRanch3 · Sep 13, 2018 8:14 PM

Why did the lion eat the tight rope walker?

To get a balanced meal!

48255 Thank you

DinaChill · Sep 13, 2018 9:39 PM

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg. I said: ‘I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.’ He said: ‘You have to love Easter, baby.'
One of Tim Vine's - one of my fav comedian's (English).
(I also don't breed for KP so not actually after the lovely horse but thought I would play along :) )

RedDeeFarms · Sep 13, 2018 11:46 PM

He is what I am breeding for! He is gorgeous!

24375

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

horsey2 · Sep 14, 2018 7:00 AM

36894
Thankyou for doing this

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks

Skylight · Sep 14, 2018 11:31 PM

20418
Why did the man name his horse Flattery?

Because it got him nowhere!

MariaChapinFarm3 · Sep 16, 2018 7:05 PM

Thank you to everyone who has entered so far! Y'all put a smile on my face (and gave me a good chuckle).

There are only two more days until I pick a winner!

Come on guys, I need some more jokes!

MariaChapinFarm3 · Sep 16, 2018 7:07 PM

Also, everyone who enters will get a little something. It wont be too huge considering im still a small account, but no matter what: everyone will get a straw or pointed exceptional show horse.

Seaswell · Sep 17, 2018 1:19 AM

What do you call a sleeping t-rex?

A dino-snore.

45120

ConvivialityFarm · Sep 17, 2018 1:58 AM

26956

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

SandycreekFarm · Sep 17, 2018 2:54 AM

Oof! Now I have can't resist passing on this joke that my father told a great many years ago.

One night in December a gang of thieves broke into every store at a nearby mall and made off with a huge amount of cash. The next day, the newspaper's headline read, "A Mall and the Night Visitors."

MariaChapinFarm3 · Sep 18, 2018 1:32 AM

Bump! ~:>

Keep those jokes coming guys!

best friend · Sep 18, 2018 1:34 AM

Dont kbow any jokes but am enjoying the posts very much.

Firebrand · Sep 18, 2018 1:40 AM

45150

Two muffins were sitting in an oven, one muffin looks over and says, “Man, it sure is hot in here.” The other muffin says, “Holy crap! A talking muffin!”

My all time favorite bad joke :-B

And another one, since I’m a reproductive vet...

I would tell you an oxytocin joke... but it would be a let down. (BA dum ch 8-})

MariaChapinFarm3 · Sep 18, 2018 2:15 AM

Lmao xD

WhyTheLongFace · Sep 18, 2018 8:31 AM

20277

What do you call an American Bee?
-A "USB"

MariaChapinFarm3 · Sep 19, 2018 3:04 AM

And the winner is... *drumroll*
@SquishLime! Congrats! Your new cutie will be up in my buddy chat :D

This was completely random guys, I used an online generator to pick a number. :) I just wanted to say thank you to everyone that commented. You guys really made my week with all of the jokes that y'all commented- I had an amazing time reading all of them. Sooo.. Once I scrounge up the funds, ill send each one of y'all a straw/egg/live cover/ or foal from any of my horses. Everyone wins something :)
Go ahead and comment what you guys want, and ill take notes.

SquishLime · Sep 19, 2018 4:08 AM

Oh my gosh thank you. I’ve had a rather upsetting day so that’s just made me smile, he’ll have a great home with me.

Painted Dreams · Sep 19, 2018 1:24 PM

Congrats Squish! Thanks for the fun contest I really enjoyed all the jokes. If you are sending participation gifts, I would love a straw!

SandycreekFarm · Sep 19, 2018 4:29 PM

Congratulations, SquishLime!

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