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Weird things your horse has done or gotten into.
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Since it popped up in a discussion on damage these crazy pixel horses do to themselves/our barns, I thought it might be fun to see what kind of trouble our real life horses and ponies managed to get into.
Some of you might have seen this already...
I had a MAJOR CLUTZ of a thoroughbred/percheron cross.
My boy, Zeus, in his lifetime..managed the following...and more....
1. Straddle a fence line...sideways. I still have NO IDEA how he managed that.
2. Get a mountaineering carabiner stuck on his upper lip. That was a fun chase.
3. Remove all the paint from a car hood, by scraping with his teeth and eating it.
4. Get his jolly ball stuck on a back hoof.
5. SELF HOBBLE HIMSELF. No, he was not tied up, and the lead rope had been untied
and loose on the ground.
6. Trip and bite thru his tongue. At a walk, on flat packed earth.
7. Decide the dogs agility course looked like fun....
8. Rip his fly blanket straps...hello fly cape...
9. Decide to STEP OVER another horse sleeping on the ground...his long ass legs
didn't care when her stout self stood up.
10. Find the ONLY BLOODY NAIL sticking out of the fence....rub ass against it...looked
like a cat had shredded him. Refuse to come in for treatment until bribed.
The colt I trained in College, DR Docs Bar King, earned his barn name of Loki...
1. Pulled off his front pair of shoes, the day after shoeing, by setting his hooves on the fence, hooking the gap at the back and pulling. He went barefoot after that.
2. We had half gates on the stalls, with a 2 ft gap at the bottom. He laid down and wiggled under the door. (His full brothers and sisters have apparently done this as well over the years.)
3. Pretend to be lame to get out of reining training. Get turned out into the pasture for the day...proceed to run, buck and be a brat...refuse to get caught again.
4. EAT MY BRAND NEW BOOTS. (not play with..he actually ripped and ate the uppers.)
5. Figure out the latch mechanism on the stalls. Wiggle out...let the whole damn barn loose.
And SO MUCH MORE...seriously..Loki earned his name. (his brothers name was Houdini if that gives any clues...) -
First thing that comes to mind wasn't so much the ponys fault, we had a little welsh mare (if memory serves she was about 12 hands high if that but it's been years and she wasn't mine) out at the barn named Bonnie and at one point while us kids were racing through the trails on the property there was a downed tree easily a good 3 ft diameter and about a foot and half off the ground. All the other horses of course cleared it. Bonnie bless her little heart refused to try to go around it with her rider but instead attempted to clear it. If you've never seen a high centered pony it is absolutely hilarious and not recommended. I've never seen it happen again in all my years riding but I'll also never forget it. XD She wasn't harmed and we did get her off the log eventually with some team effort.
Another was one of the trail horses we used at a summer job I had during highschool We believe he was a qh/appy cross. Initially when he came into our possession out of an auction he was just called the unoriginal name of Blue since he was a blue roan. Shortly after arriving at Trail Town (which was set up to mimic the old west including the pastures) we started coming out in the morning to find Blue wandering as he pleased and his gate wide open. This went on for weeks no matter how we tried to keep the gate closed. It was the damndest thing. He was quickly renamed Houdini. He ended up getting sold to a girl who did jr rodeo and last I heard that kept him busy enough to help reduce his urges to escape for nocturnal wanderings. :)God grant me the hbs to buy the ponies I need,
The fortitude to resist the shiny ones I truly don't,
And the wisdom to know there will always be more next time.
Shield Maiden. Chiari Warrior. Sometime Equestrian. *47002*
Tir Na Nog Stables - Home of Hooligans, Shenanigans and Mischief. Purveyor of Oddball RS. Hoarder of A Rhythm Of Fours. -
My mare got wedged/tangled between two trees and a mess of saw briers. We had to chain saw her out. She also kicked at the fence (we think) and managed to get a hind foot over the top and the other through the top and second rail. Another chain saw job. Luckily, she prefers to panic over lawn chairs that have been moved and coke cans sitting on posts, instead of being trapped and chainsaws buzzing by her. Imagine a polite yet puzzled expression on a bay mare whilst my husband cursed the intelligence of the equine race as he extricated her.
My turd of a pony isn't clutzy, but he refuses to honor the electric fencing we divide the pasture with. He doesn't mind getting a shock or ten if he can get to the grass he wants.
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My gelding is an escape artist. He's gotten so bold that he'll start unlatching every gate within reach while we are watching him. If we aren't careful, he'll let the whole barn loose!
We used to have a haflinger that knew how to unlatch gates too, so we put on an extra carabiner clip to keep him in. Us kids kept getting in trouble for not latching the gate all the way so Jasper got out until he got out three times in a night. He had learned how to unlatch the carabiner.
And my senior recently got in a tangle with a bobcat... somehow even with his arthritis he escaped with only minor injuries. @-)ID# 43830
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I had a horse fall out of a pasture. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't been standing tee th feet away. She was eating grass over the fence like the 4 acre pasture wasn't good enough. She leaned, all four feet right close together, to grab a particularly tasty price if grass. The fence staple on the posts on either side popped out and she tumbled right over the fence! She stood up and shook, then looked around like "how the heck did I get out here?"
The funniest part? She then started eating the grass over the fence, this time on the inside of the pasture!
Same horse untied her lead in the trailer and got stuck turning around. We had to open the divider so she could straighten herself out. (This was during trailer practice and not on the road).
Same horse figured out if you step on the green "snake", the end water comes from jumps and scares the other horses. Proceeds to do it repeatedly until the other horses won't come up to drink until the hose is put up.#28036 -
Omg my boy likes to cut himself.
I found him in May and the previous owner kept him a few weeks so that he could be gelded as they had an area to separate him and at my barn he’d be turned out with 2 mares and a gelding until he was old enough (big enough) to go out with the main herd.
I think I picked him up 7-10 days after being gelded. On the14th day I was at the barn and they turned his little herd out in the area beside the barn where everyone parks their cars and trailers but there’s a little bit of grass everyone was calm and quiet eating so I left to go home. It was 13 min door to door. I got the call as I pulled in that the vet had been called and I better come back. Apparently the gelding had stopped eating and looked in Riley’s direction and he had spooked and attempted to jump the gangway fence to the outdoor ring and got impaled on it. He needed stitches about 2 inches from his gelding incision.
As a 2 year old we had to have the vet out in Halloween for mysteriously swollen legs. The vet diagnosed him as having a lack of blood caused by parasites from the donkey that had been added to their field. We had been treating that herd for parasites and had finally gotten a clean check the month before but he must have been holding out
We went to a club show and to celebrate Canada day the theme was red and white. Loved pulling my black and white paint out of the trailer with blood dripping down his face and legs. Pretty sure the pony had kicked him in the legs under the divider and he bashed his head off the roof. Took most of the day for the bleeding to stop.
He didn’t really like trailers for a while after that so he ended up hitting his head quite a bit because he’d over think it and flip his head up as he was backing off. His forelock now grows crooked because he’s taken the same chunk out a few times.
I spent March break a few years ago treating him after he somehow cut his eyelid open in the field.
He’s finally started to mature and hasn’t injured himself in a while until last October I got a call to come to the barn and he had come in with a 2 inch cut on his leg that you could stick a finger all the way up under the skin. -
My father is an electrician and he told me a guy he worked with had horses and they had installed new lighting in their barn. They used to go down to the barn in the morning and find all of the lights on enough though they knew they had turned them out before they left at night. One night they had been out late and came found to find the nights in the barn going on and off constantly. Turns out a horse had figured out how to reach the light switch near its stall and it would flick the lights on and off.
At the therapeutic riding center I used to volunteer at there were quite a few interesting characters. I took driving lessons with the mini they had but before I could I had to put him in pony bootcamp because he was too fat to fit in the cart.
We also used too let the summer camp kids 'paint' the horses with sidewalk chalk and water because they had a bunch of grey and light colored horses. The leopard appy got turned into a connect the dot puzzle and the large grey Percheron cross was turned into a pink and purple My Little Pony complete with lightning bolt marks on his hips because he was named Zeus. The next day the kids learned how to wash the rainbow horses. -
My horses like to go to the saloon. We keep them at the set where we do photo shoots and film work. In the middle of their field is an “old west” town. Complete with general store, hotel, freight company, and a saloon. The swinging saloon doors are the easiest for them to come and go from so they climb on the boardwalk, walk across it to the saloon and head inside. Always interesting to see a bunch of horses bellied up to the bar. But we do get calls to ride horses into the bar shooting so I guess it helps with training! Lol
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@NowandForever , my gelding also turns lights on and off. There is one over the water in his run out that he likes to fiddle with. He learned that when he turns it on someone comes out from the house to turn it off, so now he uses it to summon stall service when he wants something. He's a clever boy.ID# 43830
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I had one running around the paddock, trip, fall on his side and slide under the fence...then get up completely unscathed like wow I learned a new trick!
My mare Gracie could probably win world's most clumsy horse trophy. This past year she managed to get Tangled in a fence and deglove her hind leg from the hock down. We get it looking decent, she Tangled up in a vine and busts it back open. Get it completely healed, she somehow gets cut, in the same exact place again.
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Rocket not my horse but my girlfriends.
He is a old liver twh. Every time he goes up a hill he farts all the way up! That how he got his name Rocket! Needless to say she doesnt get asked to join many group rides. Lol -
@makeMeABird he needs the extra propulsion to get up that hill. :-))#28036