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  • EasternShowBarnEasternShowBarn
    If poison expires, is it more poisonous or less poisonous?

    Share your favorite joke or funny statement so we all can have a laugh!
    EasternShowBarn

    ID: 19225
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  • ConfluenceFarmsConfluenceFarms
    Arr arr arr.... /:)

    (could you move this to the General discussion category?)
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  • EasternShowBarnEasternShowBarn
    Moved
    EasternShowBarn

    ID: 19225
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  • HaltannyHaltanny
    My grandpa's favorite joke: "What's the difference between a duck?"



    "One leg is both the same."
    #28036
    Thanked by 2ConfluenceFarms EdgyEmu
  • levesel2levesel2
    If a pregnant lady goes swimming, does that make her a human submarine?
    Watercolor, Chinchilla, Axiom, Nexus, Wrong Warp, Nacre, Ice 5/8, Satin and Pearl
    Thanked by 2ConfluenceFarms EdgyEmu
  • SandycreekFarmSandycreekFarm
    Conversation between my father and mother on seeing a truck labeled Acorn Press:
    Father: What do you get when you press acorns?
    Mother: Oakmeal, of course.
    De gustibus non disputandum. "There's no arguing about tastes."

    SandyCreek Farm: ID# 441
    also playing H&J1 as SandyCreek Acres: ID# 137592
    Thanked by 2ConfluenceFarms EdgyEmu
  • ConfluenceFarmsConfluenceFarms
    This is going to be one huge eye roll thread. I can just see it now! :))
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  • CrewCutCrewCut
    oakmeal

    =))
  • EasternShowBarnEasternShowBarn
    =))
    EasternShowBarn

    ID: 19225
  • JheydaStablesJheydaStables
    The one I told my parents in 5th grade to this day still cracks them up.

    Why did Tigger go look in the toilet?

    He was looking for Pooh.

    Thanked by 2EdgyEmu SandycreekFarm
  • CWScowgirl87CWScowgirl87
    Lol Jheyda :))
    My favorite joke to tell when I was three-ish was: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Becauthe he wath feeling crummy.
    (The lisp must be included to get the whole feeling)
    ID: 16853
    Thanked by 3EdgyEmu ConfluenceFarms SandycreekFarm
  • LallyhopLallyhop
    My favorite horsey joke - it's a bit of a story!

    There once was a man whose lucky number was five. He was born on the fifth day of the fifth month, in 1955, at 5:55 pm.

    Well, on his 55th birthday, he went to the races. When he got there, he realized that in the fifth race of the day, which was running at five o' clock, there was a horse named Pentagon, who was number 5. Furthermore, the odds were 55 to 1 on this horse. The man quickly checked his bank account, and saw that his current balance was $5,555.55. He withdrew everything and bet it on the horse.

    The horse, of course, came in fifth.
    ISO any and all Silver Pocket Watches!

    God grant me the hbs to buy the ponies I need,
    The fortitude to resist the shiny ones I truly don't,
    And the wisdom to know there will always be more next time.
    Thanked by 7MariaChapinFarm3 ConfluenceFarms SandycreekFarm EdgyEmu Wolfystables102 BlackWyld HunterUnderSaddleGirl
  • ConfluenceFarmsConfluenceFarms
    In St. Louis the Halloween tradition is that kids tell a joke to get their candy. When I first moved here I had no clue and someone told me to ask the kid for their joke, so I did. The first ever Halloween joke I heard was:

    What goes; clip, clop, clip, clop, BANG! clip, clop, clip, clop, BANG!?

    An Amish drive by shooting!


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  • XceptionalXceptional
    :-))
  • SeaswellSeaswell
    What does a fish say before it runs into a cement wall?

    Dam!
    45120
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  • SandycreekFarmSandycreekFarm
    :))
    De gustibus non disputandum. "There's no arguing about tastes."

    SandyCreek Farm: ID# 441
    also playing H&J1 as SandyCreek Acres: ID# 137592
  • EasternShowBarnEasternShowBarn
    ~:>
    EasternShowBarn

    ID: 19225
  • JustaSaddletrampJustaSaddletramp
    Y'all are awesome. :3
    Justa ~ ID# 44842
    A chronic sufferer of shiny pony syndrome breeding for DP, Pearl, Brown, Nexus, and Watercolor in Appaloosa, Dun, Sabino 2, and Kit M patterns.
    "God grant me the hbs to buy the ponies I need,
    The fortitude to resist the shiny ones I truly don't,
    And the wisdom to know there will always be more next time."
  • FirebrandFirebrand
    Two muffins are sitting together in an oven. The first muffin says, “it sure is hot in here.” The second muffin says, “holy s***! A talking muffin!”
    ID#43150
    Current projects:
    - Bootstrapped WB's and Spanish-Normals in true-to-life colors (S+, sa, and DP focused)
    - Arabians in true-to-life colors (Sa1, GP, and w3 focused)
    Thanked by 2SandycreekFarm EdgyEmu
  • HTRanchHTRanch
    Q: How does a squid go into battle?



    A: Well armed.
    ID# 43830
    |<> Favorite flavors: wild bay, S+, satin, and ice 9. <>|
    Thanked by 3HunterUnderSaddleGirl SandycreekFarm EdgyEmu
  • HunterUnderSaddleGirlHunterUnderSaddleGirl
    A blonde goes in to buy a pizza. The man asks her if she would like the pizza cut in 6 slices or 8 slices. She replies "6 slices please, I don't think I could eat 8 whole slices of pizza today".
    Breeder of any and all crazy colored drafts and RH horses.
    Thanked by 2SandycreekFarm EdgyEmu
  • SandycreekFarmSandycreekFarm
    :D

    My paternal grandparents were prominent members of the Baptist church in their small village in upstate New York. When my father's oldest brother was 2, the circuit riding preacher came to lunch at my grandparents' house after the service. During the meal, as the old family story goes, he suddenly stood up in his high chair. Naturally, his parents soundly scolded him for such improper behavior. He promptly defended himself, "But I'm only taking a Christian stand!"

    I was never told what happened after that. :)
    De gustibus non disputandum. "There's no arguing about tastes."

    SandyCreek Farm: ID# 441
    also playing H&J1 as SandyCreek Acres: ID# 137592
    Thanked by 2HTRanch EdgyEmu
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